話說宇宙人辦事實在非常好禮,並且也堪稱一絲不苟,除了事前預告了即將發訊的排程,發訊成功完成當日還來信告知,並且還附上證書一份 。
宇宙人再度來信如此寫道:
Dear Humanoid: Your attempt to contact extraterrestrial intelligence has officially begun. At approximately 7:43 a.m. on the morning of August 12, 2005 at a longitude of 28.3 North and a latitude of 80.6 West traveling at 186,000 miles per second, the speed of light, your message was beamed into deep space trailing the launch of Atlas V at Cape Canaveral Florida. (Again, something for the nerds; Pluto is 2.7 billion miles from Earth. That means your blog has far surpassed our solar system!) Below is a link to your official certificate. Post this to your site and make everyone that didn't sign up jealous. Let them know they too can be as cool as you and exercise their freedom to intergalactic free speech. The next launch day will be around the week of September 12, 2005. Until then, be advised that unusual encounters may occur. If you are having second thoughts about the messages you sent earlier, feel free to beam up your updated blog, Space Posts, or newly created blog made just for them! When Telling the World Simply Isn't Enough. -The BlogInSpace Team
嗯,想像自己在這裡寫的一切正以光速向無頃宇宙而去,實在非常容易陷入阿Q式統馭宇宙的勝利情境。
我開始擔心起你的安全,如果他們選中你當樣本解剖的話,那張證書不就變成CAS優良肉品的證明?
好了...我自己滾...:P
至於那張證書,照常理說世上應該沒有任何一隻豬牛羊雞鴨有機會活著親身見到自己的優良肉品證明,所以我想,搞不好那是宇宙人侵略藍星後可用來當作免死金牌的證件吧。